Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.I remember watching the Muppets as a kid and (honestly) recognizing my alter ego in Miss Piggy. What girl doesn't want to feel glamorous from time to time? And I'll never forget giving Jimmy Walsh a black eye to prove it. (By the way, I was in 4th grade and he was in 5th. A triumph, by any standard. So what if it was at his sister's birthday party?)
But even more than Miss Piggy, I loved the Swedish Chef. I guess my fascination with European cultures began there.(?) Let's not explore that any further, though.
So, I went to the Muppet's website today and found a perfectly ridiculous game to waste time with. Maybe you'll enjoy it too. When you get to the home page, click on the compass thingy in the bottom left corner and go to the Swedish Chef's Kitchen.