Tabloids are exploding with the news of the latest diet straight from the pits of hell itself! Success is guaranteed, or your soul back!
You don't have to buy a book, follow certain food restrictions or even count calories or fat grams. This simple 3- step program begins by depriving yourself of as much sleep as possible so your immune defenses reach an all-time low. Next, develop a viral illness that brings on nausea, causing you to avoid meals at all costs - this is essential to the program. Finally, take medication that has side effects of vomiting and diarrhea. Yes, it really is that easy!
Julie Wood testifies: "This diet is life-changing! I lost 9 pounds in only 10 days!"
Follow these four easy steps and you, too, could find yourself needing a smaller pants size in only a week!
*Please consult your doctor before beginning any new diet or exercise regimen.*
For the record, I am doing better since the fever has begun to come down!
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