Anyway, here are some of the recent thoughts you might like to ponder with me:
Why do croutons come in air-tight packages? They're stale bread.[For my husband:] Who took the bite out of the Apple logo?
Why are there phone bills in a country with freedom of speech?
Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?
Why isn't "phonic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
[And my personal favorite:] If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Comments welcome; especially if you've got one to share!